Wednesday, March 26, 2008


This was an actual conversation between a husband and wife:

Wife: I'm really tired of you acting like you're retarded in the kitchen!
Husband: Have you considered that it might not be an act?

I love my husband dearly and he really has many fine qualities, including his intelligence. But I think the honeymoon is over.


Linda said...

there are no words to describe how I feel about this post.

We've lived in this house for 1 1/2 years. My husband still asks where to find most things...and where does "this" go and "that" go. Honestly...he acts as though I move things around weekly just to make it hard on him.

I often wonder how my family would survive without me.

Marine Wife said...

Linda, Stretch was trying to butter me up the other night by saying, "Look at it this way: you are essential personnel around here. You're irreplaceable." Whatever. I still want him hang up his sweaty PT gear.