After getting off the phone with my sister (who has 5 kids), I was explaining to Big Sis that they would be wearing the same color t-shirts as a family each day they were at Disney. I also said something about that being just another reason for us to only have 2 kids (somewhat easier to keep track of them). Big Sis informed me that she wanted 8 kids, but she wanted to adopt them. When I asked why, she said she didn't want something the size of a baby coming out her butt. I informed her that you don't "poop" babies. Instead, they come out of your "she-she." Big Sis was horrified by this: "But that's a really small hole!"
Then, this nugget from L'il Sis (aka Devil Pup) when she was throwing a tantrum, not wanting to do her homework: "Grown-ups have an easy life because they get to do whatever they want and children have a hard life!" Oh, really? Maybe I'm not making her life hard enough?
3 comments:
Indeed, kiddo, it is a small hole. And having only 10 weeks left to contemplate how horrific this experience might be, I couldn't agree more.
Oh kids... I hope she remembers that "easy" comment one day.
We went to a dairy farm a few weeks ago and saw a calf being born. My youngest kept saying the mommy cow pooped the baby out. I didn't have the guts to correct him.
Your girls crack me up!
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