- (While getting her dressed)
- Her: What's that? (pointing to herself)
- Me: (deep breath) That's your nipple.
- Her: O-o-h-h...nipple....
(Later, while I'm getting dressed)
- Her: What're those?
- Me: (another deep breath) Breasts.
- Her: (pointing) Belly!
- Me: That's right. Belly.
- Her: (walking around and patting me) Body!
- Me: Booty?
- Her: (singing while twisting and gyrating) Shake your booty!
I had to laugh because I swear I did not teach that to her! Yes, I might have taught her older sister at that age but I did not teach her.