Conversation with the 2 year old...

• (While getting her dressed)
• Her: What's that? (pointing to herself)
• Me: (deep breath) That's your nipple.
• Her: O-o-h-h...nipple....
• 
  (Later, while I'm getting dressed)
• Her: What're those?
• Me: (another deep breath) Breasts.
• Her: (pointing) Belly!
• Me: That's right. Belly.
• Her: (walking around and patting me) Body!
• Me: Booty?
• Her: (singing while twisting and gyrating) Shake your booty!
• 
  
  I had to laugh because I swear I did not teach that to her! Yes, I might have taught her older sister at that age but I did not teach her.